I thought it would be fun for me to write down some of the funny thingsthe girls say.
Jillianisms
“Sam’s kind” (2 years)
“Sun’s awake” (2 years)
“I want to go somewhere else” (2.5 years)
“I got a bandie” (band-aide) (2.5 years)
“I’m getting big right now” In response to talking about Olivia getting bigger. (2.5 years)
“I’m naked!” (2.5 years)
“I’m just kidding you” (2.5 years)
“It’s so cute” (2.5 years)
“I went poo poo daddy, a BIG poo poo… It looks like a cow… it’s so cute.” (2.75 years)
“I’m a girl. I get hair cuts. Sammy’s a boy, he doesn’t like hair cuts.” (2.75 years)
“I don’t want it; it’s too perfect” (3.0 years)
“I put it in my guinea pig” (3.0 years – putting money into a piggy bank)
“toe food” – (3.25 years – tofu)
“Mom, get it with your big hand” (3.25 years – trying to hand me something in the car)
“I love the roaster coaster” (3.25 years – roller coaster in Toon Town, Disneyland)
“Angie Angie” (3.5 years – Auntie Angie)
“It’s so scary, I’m hungry” (3.75 years on April 4, 2012)
“Where did that come from?” (5 years- in response to Adrian hitting the curb)
Oliviaisms
“Aish!” This is Olivia imitating Adrian’s sneezes, very cute. (15 months)
“gi-gi” How Olivia says Jillian (17 months)
“Me Pig” in reference to the cartoon pig Olivia (23 months)
“Mom, I need the iPad” (2 years 2 months)
“What’s a concert?” (2 years 3 months- repeated question, even when the answer is given)
“Let me tell you something.” (2 years 3 months)
“Wiggle yo head” (2 years 10 months)
“Are you kidding me right now?” (2 years 11 months)
“Ain’t no planet in space called nugget”
Claireisms
Hands on hips, wearing a crown “Bow down before you talk to me” (3 years 9 months)
“Sup bro”
Text message to Adrian: “Git Nudities” (supposed to be “Good Night”, for Jillian)
Text Message to Adrian: “Wut are you done rinao” (Asking “what are you doing right now?”)
Snapchat – “mmm, Some mice for dinner”
Aliceisms
“Hi Dad” (9 months)
“Take a seat” (2 years 3months)
Yelling at Jillian “go do your homework”(2years 3 months)
After destroying something I said, “you’re killing me, Alice.”
To which she responded, “I kill you, mommy?”
“My brother fell in lava”
“Dad, what happened to your house?”
After Adrian asked for his water bottle back: “I Pinched some water from my butthole for you” (3 years 9 months)
Alice sings “Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was lookin’ at her” (learned from the neighbor girls) (4yrs 2 months)
Adrian: Alice, where is the tv remote? Alice: Why do you need it? (4 yrs 2 months)
Meets the photographer and introduces herself as the funny one. (4yrs 3 months)
Alice shoved cotton balls into her underwear and came in saying “Mommy, what happened?” While pointing at her bulge (4 yrs 3 months)
Alice put on shoes and stepped on cat poop because she wanted to know what it would feel like. (4yrs 3 months)